| Gluttony is not a secret vice. -- Orson Welles
A dutch oven in long-term storage is bad for the soul. -- Blaine Nay
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. -- James Beard
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. -- Dave Barry
If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? -- Unknown
I just hate health food. -- Julia Child
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. -- Jose Simon
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead. -- Woody Allen
Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy
Never trust a skinny cook. -- Author Unknown
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. -- Voltaire
Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food. -- George Bernard Shaw
Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer. Let it simmer. Meanwhile, broil a good steak. Eat the steak.
Let the chili simmer. Ignore it. -- Allan Shivers
There is no sincerer love than the love of food. -- George Bernard Shaw
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie
Gleason
To safeguard one's health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness, indeed. -- La
Rochefoucauld
We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than
what we are. -- Adelle Davis
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