A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. -- Geoffrey Norman
Among all my patients in the second half of life (over 35), there has not been one whose problems in the last resort were not that of finding a religious outlook on life. It is safe to say that everyone of them fell ill because he or she had lost that which the living religions of every age have given to their followers, and none of them has really healed who did not regain his religious outlook. Dr Carl Jung, psychologist
A neurotic man is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is a man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent. Jerome Lawrence
Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. attributed to Samuel Goldwyn
A psychiatrist once said to a mental patient, "Do you ever have any trouble making up your mind?" The mental patient said, "Well, yes and no." Sterling W. Sill (Ensign, Dec 1971, p 92)
A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world. Paul Dudley White
Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger. Dennis Miller, 2001 rant
Everyone is a house with four rooms: physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual. Unless we go into every room every day, even if only to keep it aired, we are not a complete person. Rumer Godden
Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother. Germaine Greer
I don't know about you, but nothing makes me want to hurl a chair through the window and punch someone's lights out like being told I need anger management lessons. Mark Steyn
I don't suffer from insanity. I love it. Bumper Sticker
If you arent paranoid these days, youre crazy. Alan Stang
If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news? Robert Anthony, Author
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. Thomas S. Szasz, Hungarian psychiatrist and Professor of Psychiatry
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Author Unknown
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Author Unknown
Men will always be mad, and those who think they can cure them are the maddest of all. Voltaire
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. Spike Milligan
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you. George Carlin
Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression. Dodie Smith
People who act as if nothing matters are usually considered insane although they may actually be right. Ashleigh Brilliant
Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself as therapy. Karl Kraus
Psychoanalysis is the confession without absolution. Germaine Greer
Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul. Alexander Chase
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. Author Unknown
Sanity is madness put to good use. George Santayana
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Carl Gustav Jung
Sometimes, mad is a way of hiding how sad you are. Author Unknown
The best proof of love is trust. Dr. Joyce Brothers
The diseases of the mind are more and more destructive than those of the body. Marcus Tullius Cicero, 1st-century BC Roman philosopher
The moment you blame anyone for anything, your relationship and your personal power deteriorate. Brian Koslow
The opposite of love is not hate, it's selfishness. Blaine Nay
The person who has earned love the least needs it the most. F. Enzio Busche (Ensign, May 1982, p 70)
There is a significant link between mental illnesses like depression, which are becoming so rampant in our society today, and the lack of living a virtuous and, dare I say, a righteous lifestyle. It is not a coincidence that the fall of our societal moral standards has resulted in a significant rise in the mental illnesses we are now seeing. There should be no shock in the fact that our morally ill society is now doubling the number of mind altering prescriptions given out, or that the strength of the drugs being prescribed, is doubling every few years. This pattern will continue until our society heals itself by regaining it's moral footings and returning to the kind of moral, religious based standards of only a few generations ago. Lee Crites
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams
There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. Sylvia Plath
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you. Rita Mae Brown
The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. Sydney J. Harris
True doctrine, understood, changes attitudes and behavior. The study of the doctrines of the gospel will improve behavior quicker than a study of behavior will improve behavior. Boyd K. Packer (Ensign, May 2004, p 79)
What's the difference between a Doberman and a social worker? You can get your baby back from a Doberman. Todd Kaluza
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